Fuck You

The scene is set, resembling nothing so much as Space Invaders: you pilot a spaceship above three strategic targets, defending them against descending enemies. The catch? Your targets are innocent infants, and the enemies, obscene words. Your spaceship shoots censoring stars, and your goal is to neutralize the words by starring out their vowels before they descend to the bottom of the screen and increase the childrens' tolerance for loose morals. Rarely is this battle for the hearts and minds of our most valuable natural resource so explicitly depicted in games, but after all... won't somebody please think of the children?