You Are Shigeru Miyamoto! Can You Promote ‘Super Mario’ At The PAX Game Convention?

This text adventure from Clickhole puts the player into the role of famed game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, in a world where he and the Super Mario franchise aren't massively famous. As such, he must promote his game at PAX, setting up a booth in the bathroom and devising a scheme to get people to visit it. In the process you can visit other booths, play games and check out the keynote speech. The game ends once Super Mario has been successfully promoted.