You Are the Bouncer at the Trendiest Bar in Town. Can You Keep Trouble Out?

You Are the Bouncer at the Trendiest Bar in Town. Can You Keep Trouble Out? is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the player is placed in the role of the bouncer for Sexual Bicycle, the hottest bar in the city, as they go about their job.

The game plays out as a basic choose-your-own-adventure, in which the player gets a few choices to pick from that will each lead the story in a different direction. Graphics consist of photographs that give a broad idea of what is taking place or where the protagonist currently is.