You Are Lin-Manuel Miranda! Can You Avoid Blowing All Your ‘Hamilton’ Money at the Mall?

You Are Lin-Manuel Miranda! Can You Avoid Blowing All Your ‘Hamilton’ Money at the Mall? is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the player is placed in the role of acclaimed actor, composer, and playwright Lin-Manuel Miranda, who has decided to take a trip to the mall and must avoid spending all the money he earned from his hit musical Hamilton while he's there.

The game plays out as a basic choose-your-own-adventure, in which the player gets a few choices to pick from that will each lead the story in a different direction. Graphics consist of photographs that give a broad idea of what is taking place or where the protagonist currently is.