You're the World's Most Successful Pickup Artist. Can You Have Sex with the President of the United States?

You're the World's Most Successful Pickup Artist. Can You Have Sex with the President of the United States? is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the player is placed in the role of Peter Horny, a pickup artist renowned for being able to seduce anyone. After years of sleeping with anyone and everyone, Peter has decided to retire and find someone to settle down with, but not before having sex with the President of the United States as one last display of his skills.

The game plays out as a basic choose-your-own-adventure, in which the player gets a few choices to pick from that will each lead the story in a different direction. Graphics consist of photographs that give a broad idea of what is taking place or where the protagonist currently is.