You're a 13-Year-Old Girl: Can You Find a Date to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?

You’re a 13-Year-Old Girl: Can You Find a Date to the Sadie Hawkins Dance? is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the player is placed in the role of a thirteen year old girl at Southport Middle School who has to find a date to the school's upcoming dance.

The game plays out as a basic choose-your-own-adventure, in which the player gets a few choices to pick from that will each lead the story in a different direction. Graphics consist of photographs that give a broad idea of what is taking place or where the protagonist currently is.