You're Hogwarts’ Only Guidance Counselor. Can You Convince Anyone to Go to College?

You’re Hogwarts’ Only Guidance Counselor. Can You Convince Anyone to Go to College? is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the player is placed in the role of the sole guidance counsellor at Hogwarts who attempts to convince at least one of the kids to consider going to college.

The game plays out as a basic choose-your-own-adventure, in which the player gets a few choices to pick from that will each lead the story in a different direction. Graphics consist of photographs that give a broad idea of what is taking place or where the protagonist currently is.